did i mention the person walking in on me in the toilet then me being as fast as i could before they recognised my clothes and gave me weird loooks once i had walked out LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
but my DAD.
lov ehim.
cracks me up
how could he come out the toilet and be like
' a kinder suprise was left in the toilet for me '
with a big grinnn on his facee
so i was like awwww they leave chocolateee on the toilets in spain ; then i thought about it
LOOOOOL; MY DAD. wow normally hes not someone i like all the time; but he's acctually orite yanno.
most parents are.
but GRRRRRRR
we were waiting for the conveyer blet for like HALF AN HOUR.
FIRS IMPRESSING OF SPAIN ; FIX UP
butttt my impression changed immediately when someone started talking to me in spanishhh.
it made hissss levels of attractive ness mutliply.
wow
a spanish accent can do that to everyone and anyone.
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
they are soo cute on little kids.
i swear i could live here its so beautfull.
and so are the people.
Monday, 30 August 2010
on the aeroplane
HA how could i just start singing
`myyyy milkshake brings alll the boyss to the yardd`
AND i was doign the family guy dance that peter does when hes in jail and they ask him too
i remember EVERY espisode apart from the star wars onee; didnt watch ittt.
LOOOOL and my family were just loooking at me like what have we done to this childdd ; shes crazyyyyy meehnn.
YES there face said that.
but yanno what they say the apple dotnt fall to far from the treee .
AND
CLOUDS ARENT MARSHMALLOWS !
but they are really fun to go thorughhh ; just weight less.
wow but me and my DAD ; i love youu if you still read my blogs; coz i did tell you to AGESS ago.
anyway
whenever im on any sort offf vehiclee i alwyas think im on a train ; am i the only one this happens to ?
anyway i was like to my dad next stop wembley statuion change for .... the metropolitian line.
so my dad was like no its more like next stop Jamaica. so i go change for weed or ramping shop avenue ; this line terminates at gully side.
BUT I SWEARR ; crying kids need a slap or a dummy.
but the WORST thing about planes is how they rape your ears. NOT GOOD.
and the people that talkk forever.
blah blah blah smoking is not allowed on this plane if you are caught smoking.. YOU WILL BE THROWN OF THE PLANE; NO PARACHUTE;NAKED. smoking is killing them so if i owned the plane id do that and naked is just for the humor.
haha
i can be so mean jheeeze.
GLOZELL.
airplane video,
i was gonna end it with a line like that but then i saw her video HMMMMMM.
im funny if i think the same as her :)
shes so jokes :')
BYEEEEEEEEEEE <3
NEXT BLOG SOON
`myyyy milkshake brings alll the boyss to the yardd`
AND i was doign the family guy dance that peter does when hes in jail and they ask him too
i remember EVERY espisode apart from the star wars onee; didnt watch ittt.
LOOOOL and my family were just loooking at me like what have we done to this childdd ; shes crazyyyyy meehnn.
YES there face said that.
but yanno what they say the apple dotnt fall to far from the treee .
AND
CLOUDS ARENT MARSHMALLOWS !
but they are really fun to go thorughhh ; just weight less.
wow but me and my DAD ; i love youu if you still read my blogs; coz i did tell you to AGESS ago.
anyway
whenever im on any sort offf vehiclee i alwyas think im on a train ; am i the only one this happens to ?
anyway i was like to my dad next stop wembley statuion change for .... the metropolitian line.
so my dad was like no its more like next stop Jamaica. so i go change for weed or ramping shop avenue ; this line terminates at gully side.
BUT I SWEARR ; crying kids need a slap or a dummy.
but the WORST thing about planes is how they rape your ears. NOT GOOD.
and the people that talkk forever.
blah blah blah smoking is not allowed on this plane if you are caught smoking.. YOU WILL BE THROWN OF THE PLANE; NO PARACHUTE;NAKED. smoking is killing them so if i owned the plane id do that and naked is just for the humor.
haha
i can be so mean jheeeze.
GLOZELL.
airplane video,
i was gonna end it with a line like that but then i saw her video HMMMMMM.
im funny if i think the same as her :)
shes so jokes :')
BYEEEEEEEEEEE <3
NEXT BLOG SOON
im making this iN SPAIINN ;)
its so amazing here and im obbsesed with my blog so much that whenever i think of things to mention i put it in my phone so prepare for life stories¨;)
welll i have a don pink passport
OH BTW il make a picture blog soon ; but go on my fb whilst you waitttt.
and how could these two guys with guns the size of my plasma
well thats an exaggeration but they were hugee
i saw them and i did a double take....triple take. i swear my bottom lipped started cleaning my shoes then i turned to my brother and his lip wasss rollinggg into a ball on the floor.
I LOVE EXAGGERATING thingsss.
anyway they were doing their slow police walk and the atmosphere just changed faster than ussain bolt running for a chicken sale.
and when they went i was like to my brother ; i wonder what theyd do if i shouted DUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
TERRORIST.
LOOOL
but im not brave enough to do that... EVER.
AND
in the airport
there was these friends that were all head to toe in addidas didfferent colors of the rainbow ; but they didnt rock pink
REAL MEAN WEAR PINK.
but i swear i could live in an airport everything is THEREE.
going through customss my mum and brother beeped; i wanted to beep. ahaaa
i could juist imagine-
'no i dont have anything on me ; im only 14 i couldnt be a terrorizer or a druggie.
PLEASEE believe me mr officer '
then id start fake crying and theyd comfort me.
and THEN id go all angelina jolie [salt] on their police bummmss..id headput one then kick them both in the nuts they drop their guns, then their guns are now property of deanne. then id hold them hostage and make them get their friends for me to hold hostage; yanno just for the fun of it.
LOOOOOOOOOOL
wow i can imagine alot; i NEED to do this in english.
and how could some guy try sell these cars [ my future babies ]
to my dad coz he had a REAL gucci belt unlike some guysss who think.. ahh save for another blog
welll i have a don pink passport
OH BTW il make a picture blog soon ; but go on my fb whilst you waitttt.
and how could these two guys with guns the size of my plasma
well thats an exaggeration but they were hugee
i saw them and i did a double take....triple take. i swear my bottom lipped started cleaning my shoes then i turned to my brother and his lip wasss rollinggg into a ball on the floor.
I LOVE EXAGGERATING thingsss.
anyway they were doing their slow police walk and the atmosphere just changed faster than ussain bolt running for a chicken sale.
and when they went i was like to my brother ; i wonder what theyd do if i shouted DUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
TERRORIST.
LOOOL
but im not brave enough to do that... EVER.
AND
in the airport
there was these friends that were all head to toe in addidas didfferent colors of the rainbow ; but they didnt rock pink
REAL MEAN WEAR PINK.
but i swear i could live in an airport everything is THEREE.
going through customss my mum and brother beeped; i wanted to beep. ahaaa
i could juist imagine-
'no i dont have anything on me ; im only 14 i couldnt be a terrorizer or a druggie.
PLEASEE believe me mr officer '
then id start fake crying and theyd comfort me.
and THEN id go all angelina jolie [salt] on their police bummmss..id headput one then kick them both in the nuts they drop their guns, then their guns are now property of deanne. then id hold them hostage and make them get their friends for me to hold hostage; yanno just for the fun of it.
LOOOOOOOOOOL
wow i can imagine alot; i NEED to do this in english.
and how could some guy try sell these cars [ my future babies ]
to my dad coz he had a REAL gucci belt unlike some guysss who think.. ahh save for another blog
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
i AM jamaican&half bajan
GRRRRRRRRRR im sick of tired of people calling me a jaFAKEain ; when i have jamaican blood in me :/
just coz me nuh talk like dis dont mean me nuh jamaican.
jheeze i live in england ; ill talk like an english person ; its called RESPECT.
we call ourselves english yet some dotn even try and speak the language properly.
and then when the bnp say were not english and we should go back to our countries ; we say we are english coz we're born here blah blah blah and we have british passports.
well i have something made in china ; dont make me chinese.
gosh.
so yeah as i was saying MAKE UP YOUR MINDD NUHHH BLOOODCLARTTT .
ahahaha sorry i just wanted to try that ill go back english talking ;
CRIKEEYYYYY ;
ive got to go now ; il shall see you in a jiffy.
Toodle Pip.
thats another thing ihate ; why are english people so posh in movies :/
dont makeee movies with english people in it ; if you havent hear how ALL of england speak ; coz i doubt you will go south london and wil here people
saying toodle do :)
or Cheerio
youd probs here safe.
and for you jamaicans ; BLESS. :)
heres some video
that you will only understand if your jamaican ; guess what
IM JAMAICAN ; I UNDERSTAND
just coz me nuh talk like dis dont mean me nuh jamaican.
jheeze i live in england ; ill talk like an english person ; its called RESPECT.
we call ourselves english yet some dotn even try and speak the language properly.
and then when the bnp say were not english and we should go back to our countries ; we say we are english coz we're born here blah blah blah and we have british passports.
well i have something made in china ; dont make me chinese.
gosh.
so yeah as i was saying MAKE UP YOUR MINDD NUHHH BLOOODCLARTTT .
ahahaha sorry i just wanted to try that ill go back english talking ;
CRIKEEYYYYY ;
ive got to go now ; il shall see you in a jiffy.
Toodle Pip.
thats another thing ihate ; why are english people so posh in movies :/
dont makeee movies with english people in it ; if you havent hear how ALL of england speak ; coz i doubt you will go south london and wil here people
saying toodle do :)
or Cheerio
youd probs here safe.
and for you jamaicans ; BLESS. :)
heres some video
that you will only understand if your jamaican ; guess what
IM JAMAICAN ; I UNDERSTAND
maths results :)
i just made this to say ; i did an maths GCSE TWO YEARS EARLY AND I GOT AN
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
:)
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A
A
A
A
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A
A
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:)
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
' love '
5th in like 4 hours :)
wow ; blogging is my new hobbby ; i dont even care if people arent reading this ; coz i enjoy writting how i feel to the world.
anyway i forgot what i was gonna talk about ; ohh thats it
LOVE
the over used ; meaning less word
WELL its not meaningless yet ; but eveytime someone uses it and i know they dont mean it ; the word love starts to mean less to me .
if you dotn love someone you dotn love them ; you dont have to say i love you just to say it.
now i say ly; i f you know i love you then the l means LOVE :)
if you dont hink i love you then it probably means like you :)
and dont ask me which one im using ; you should know :)
and whats with these teenagers claiming there in love ; when they went out for like 2 weeks; you dotn realise you love someone for yearss sometimes :/ thats why it takes so long for people to marry. !
anyway byeeeee
ily readers :)
wow ; blogging is my new hobbby ; i dont even care if people arent reading this ; coz i enjoy writting how i feel to the world.
anyway i forgot what i was gonna talk about ; ohh thats it
LOVE
the over used ; meaning less word
WELL its not meaningless yet ; but eveytime someone uses it and i know they dont mean it ; the word love starts to mean less to me .
if you dotn love someone you dotn love them ; you dont have to say i love you just to say it.
now i say ly; i f you know i love you then the l means LOVE :)
if you dont hink i love you then it probably means like you :)
and dont ask me which one im using ; you should know :)
and whats with these teenagers claiming there in love ; when they went out for like 2 weeks; you dotn realise you love someone for yearss sometimes :/ thats why it takes so long for people to marry. !
anyway byeeeee
ily readers :)
emotional; i warn you.
what would you do if you was me ?
im not talking about looks personality etc ; im talking about my situation.
just pretend ; you have a half sister and half brother[ there full siblings to each other]; you havent seen your sister in 6 years. and you had never met your brother; never even spoke ; your not even sure ; he knows you exist. and its so bad that whenever your explaining this story you cant even remember his name. and what makes it worse is that your sister had a daughter a few years ago ; and you knew about it ; but youve never even met your niece ; no pictures no nothing you cant even remember her name. all because something went on with my dad and there mum when they split ; which was all LIES.
so then out of the blue your sister makes contact with you over the internet saying how beautiful your getting blah blah blah we should talk blah . so then your not sure what to do and tell your parents.
and they tell you that she might not even want to talk to me ; she might be doing it to get at my dad ; OUR dad.
so then i thought about it long and hard ; and i was going to reply but ybyt hen it was too late ; my facebook had been deleted.
and i have her number ; well my dad does ; but i dont know what i should do.
because why would she make contact now ? after 6 1/2 years . why now ?
but i guess i should and tell her EVERYTHING
butt
so whenever your talking to me about his that and the other and i start to daydream ; this is probably what im thinking about so dont have a go at me.
anyway
you can unpretend that you have a sister and that your in my situation coz its depressing :/
your lucky all you have to do is pretend.
im not talking about looks personality etc ; im talking about my situation.
just pretend ; you have a half sister and half brother[ there full siblings to each other]; you havent seen your sister in 6 years. and you had never met your brother; never even spoke ; your not even sure ; he knows you exist. and its so bad that whenever your explaining this story you cant even remember his name. and what makes it worse is that your sister had a daughter a few years ago ; and you knew about it ; but youve never even met your niece ; no pictures no nothing you cant even remember her name. all because something went on with my dad and there mum when they split ; which was all LIES.
so then out of the blue your sister makes contact with you over the internet saying how beautiful your getting blah blah blah we should talk blah . so then your not sure what to do and tell your parents.
and they tell you that she might not even want to talk to me ; she might be doing it to get at my dad ; OUR dad.
so then i thought about it long and hard ; and i was going to reply but ybyt hen it was too late ; my facebook had been deleted.
and i have her number ; well my dad does ; but i dont know what i should do.
because why would she make contact now ? after 6 1/2 years . why now ?
but i guess i should and tell her EVERYTHING
butt
so whenever your talking to me about his that and the other and i start to daydream ; this is probably what im thinking about so dont have a go at me.
anyway
you can unpretend that you have a sister and that your in my situation coz its depressing :/
your lucky all you have to do is pretend.
school targets
well its school soon and I've been so busy ; that this is the only time I've been able to have deep thoughts about school. year 9 was definitely the ARGUMENT year ; and that's what everyone calls it ; even my mum said that in her days year 9 was thee worst year. and you know its bad if year 9 is worse than a gcse year.
but yeah this year has taught me alot of things ; yes stick up for myself ; but shut up too ; when its needed. because someone cant argue by themselves. at first they might feel smug coz they got you to shut up but soon they ll get agitated and leave it.
so imma try it :)
anyway my school status was
School soon ;
but yeah this year has taught me alot of things ; yes stick up for myself ; but shut up too ; when its needed. because someone cant argue by themselves. at first they might feel smug coz they got you to shut up but soon they ll get agitated and leave it.
so imma try it :)
anyway my school status was
School soon ;
I NEED TOO ;
get in less arguments
higher levels
more sleep [ not in the lessons ]
facebook less ; coursework more.
and basically be a good student ; and role model ; especially coz there's people i know in year 7 :) ♥
so yeah thats it really ; my levels are above average but some places could improve :)
everything in life can improve if you want it to :)
and more sleep ; because less sleep cranky argumentative BAAMMMM argument ; i owe shivali money for whatever arguement i get in ; no matter how small or big. :/
facebook less ; like really its useless. :/ but so addictive ; and imma be a GEEK :) and do my homework he day i get it :)
more me time :D
and good role model :)
which means don't be cussing people around school ; like kirstenn...
dont be getting in arguments ; BIG ones.
anddd dontt be seen in detention
this all seems really hard ; btu anyone can do it :)
the freshies do ; so why cant i :)
anyway bye for now :D
FIRST ONE
Well erm hii there ; i dont know what to say really ;my brother has a blog ; i read a friends blog but they always have points that they make all through out the blog ; whats my point ?
well if your on this you should know me simples :)
im making this because i want to see who's actually interested in what i have to say ; i want to set rumours straight ; and i want to get things off my chest ; publicly.
BUT NO this will not be somewhere where i am brave enough to say things ; no ill say things ive said to peoples faces :)
anyway well this has no point yet ; so i'll see you on the next blog.
Deanne
<3
P.S if your gonna comment say who you are ; this isnt formspring loveyy :)
well if your on this you should know me simples :)
im making this because i want to see who's actually interested in what i have to say ; i want to set rumours straight ; and i want to get things off my chest ; publicly.
BUT NO this will not be somewhere where i am brave enough to say things ; no ill say things ive said to peoples faces :)
anyway well this has no point yet ; so i'll see you on the next blog.
Deanne
<3
P.S if your gonna comment say who you are ; this isnt formspring loveyy :)
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