The Under18Raving101

im aware it has been a month & a half since my last blog but i was enjoying my summer & wasnt going to waste any time bitching on this. most of my time was on my tumblr

www.deannes-world.tumblr.com

& my twitter @iLaavGingerBeer

anyway im back, because schools back and yeah this is a part of my school routine. 

anyway for those that care about my GCSE results read this otherwise scroll for start of The Raving101 blog.

if youre still reading this , i love you. you care. i care that you care. anyway im only in year 11, but did modules ( parts) of my gcse early , so the summer exams i got:

Citizenship B coursework A exam

R.E A*

Maths - finished the whole GCSE a year early with an A

English B

History B

Science- Chemistry e ( got u last time)

              Physics c ( got d last time)

             Biology c ( got d last time)

Business Studies B

did amazing right? amazing considering i only revised about 3 days before each exam & walked into ALL of them thinking IM GONNA FAIL.

The Raving 101

you guys should all now by now that im a teenager, 15 to be precise , 16 in April. I don't know what country youre reading this from ( if your not from London HEEEEEEEEEY ) , anyway where i live there are Under18 raves which usually end quite early around midnight- 1am. in my opinion 15/16 is the perfect age to go to these because your old enough to want to rave but too young to be allowed in to actual clubs. this now brings me on to my first point...

AGE

age is NOT just a number, it is something that may entitle you to some things and prevent you from other things. now a RAVE is where you go for at least one of these three things:

• to dry sex strangers
• to vibe to the music
• its a fun thing to do with your friends

i go for all three ;) LOL JK you can guess. seeing as i love my friends & a music genius 

anyway if you are 18, why are you at a under 18 rave , you do know those are some ILLEGAL pedophilia movements you're making yeah ? & if you are 13 why are you there , you are in rassclart year 8.9. you are still a younger, just cos you hit teenage years doesn't mean your of age to be raving , and getting daggered by people 4years older than you. & I DONT want to be dancing with a guy and i turn around and its some small yout (child) or i turn around and when we talk he says hes in year 8. ive already done things with 3 people in the year below... PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME GO BACK. sorry if youre one and reading this , i dont have a problem with you , its just after 3 that FAILED, i dont think you lot are for me . xoxo

basically if youre not 14-17 DONT GO TO UNDER 18 RAVES. youre NOT WANTED or ACCEPTED there

CLOTHES 
now this shit really gets to me because it directly affects me , i'll tell you why in this paragraph.

if you have been to a rave , you will know shit gets hot in there.. now i fully understand what  his song that goes ' ITS GETTING HOT IN HEREEEE SO TAKE OF ALL YOUR CLOTHES' means , i thought he was just a perv to be honest.

if you are going to a hot place you wear less right? when its summer you wear less. now if you go to raves regularly you know its hot .. so WHY THE FUCK ( sorry im trying to cut down but this shit gets to me) WOULD YOU WEAR A BOMBER JACKET WITH LAYERS UNDERNEATH AND BAGGY JEANS ? WHY?  please someone tell me why. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SORT OF POVERTY SMELL YOU ARE CREATING? int hose adverts about sponsoring a child , if tvs could have SmellOVision you're smell could easily be used. Now if this rave is not in the summer i have no problem with you wearing a bomber jacket to a rave but put that shit  in a cloak room or do you just avoid that room because  you dont know what the word ' cloak ' means ? Also i doubt you get girls because who wants to dance with a bomber jacket, so im dancing with air when i want to feel what im dancing with o.O

now lemme get on to the girls...girls you annoy me so much .

but girls you want to look attractive , thats why you spend so much on your outfit make up etc , now why ruin your beautiful face with a DEAAAAD outfit, do you understand that a outfit can make someone look so ugly?

 why would you go raving in a dress and trainers? not gonna lie one time i went to a house party with trainers on but i didnt know the people or whos house it was or what the dresscode was also SOME hightops and SOME skirts compliment eachother ;)

   

but these people who go to BAIT raves wearing trainers and dresses , you know what other people wear, obviously dont be like other people , but you cant really wear a fancy dress costume to a black tie event can you.

FAT PEOPLE

FAT GIRLS

i consider myself as TEAMFATGIRL bullet, some say im chubby some say fat, either way i have extra weight, and more shape to my body than you pancakes *dougies*

anyway fat people , this may or may not apply to you. if it does , take notes fast fast please . ( i did two on purpose)

now you are FAT, no way of putting it lightly , wearing smaller clothes will nto transform you into victoria beckham weight , believe it or not small clothe s will make you look even FATTER. 

so wear clothes that compliment your shape such as :  

• waist belts to create a better shaped weight,
• flowy things on the bottom or tight if you have a bum. 
• tights , (unless your a fat person with skinny legs like Heather from eastenders)
• TIGHT TOPS AT CLEAVAGE. i cant stress this enough. if you are fat you should have big boobs , if you dont , god doesnt love you . if people are looking at your amazing boobs , it will distract them from your fatter areas. TRUST ME

now i go by these rules and look how decent i look...

i do have a bum LOL i do , i do , i dooooO *kel voice* just realized i said wear flowy if you dont. anyway if i wore a tight top with tight trousers that cant even go over my bum with airforces would i look as good? HELL no.

FAT BOYS 

you guys are usually adorable and know how to dance because your a bit on the chubby side, however if your going to dagger , please wear colour that dont show bait sweat patches , actually EVERYONE follow that rule please. 

PERSONAL SPACE

i already live in my own little world and i like to have a personal bubble that only special people get to pop.. now if you are at a rave , DO NOT POP MY BUBBLE. i need space to breathe. everyone slyly has a space bubble that they dont want people to invade. now if you are walking infront of me to get to the bar/toilet/cloakroom then okay il move out the way , but dont act like you're walking to somewhere then just stop behind me/next to me/INFRONT OF ME .. i will push you out the way with my bum, and you may just drop. 

Also if you are dancing with me , dont try touching my private parts such as down there and my boobs , hands on waist leave it and if i move your hands dont fucking keep moving them . it is not a turn on and i will walk away. and get dirt of your fresh crepz ( english slang for shoes)

another thing.. do NOT step on my feet , i dont care if next hype, pow or any song like that.. DO NOT STEP ON MY FEET. i will step on you with my heels i may even fall over and land on your feet by ' accident' i will make my friends push me into you by ' accident'... DO NOT POP MY BUBBLE.

CAN'T DANCE
if you can't dance go and dance in the corner with your friends, do NOT go to the middle of the crowd and elbow me in my face, I WILL SPARTAN KICK YOU. you think im joking? ask savauna what it felt like when i flykicked her. also if you cant dance , DO NOT try and dance with me, i repeat DO NOT try and dance with me, if i feel your grubby hands around me i will just GRAB your hands and not let go. SWEAR TO GOD. 

if you cant dance , the CORNER is for you 

WEAVE

NOW IF YOUR WEAVE ENT PIMPIN IT MEANS ITS STINKING , SO YOU SHOULD PUT THAT SHIT IN A SINK MEYNN...

i just made that but basically that is the drift of what im going to say.

if your weave is bad dont come raving, if your weave stinks, wash it. if your weave is synthetic and you cant wash it, dont come raving. if your weave looks like roadkill, DONT COME RAVING.fuck that DOTN COME OUT YOUR HOUSE BLUD. 

no one understands how bad stinky, ugly weave is in a rave? 

basically in a rave good things seem x1000 better and bad seem x1000 worse.

like a bum, in a rave will look amaaaaaaaazing and bad weave will look waaaaaaaaay worse.

HYGIENE

This one is one of the most important factors , take notes no seriously TAKE NOTES.

now before you go to a rave , you WASH , you dont re spray deodorant , you WASH. how can you be smelling BEFORE the rave. BEFORE YANNNO. its not like youre sweating in the line because that shit doesnt even move.  

WASH BEFORE THE RAVE. WASH BEFORE THE RAVE. WASH. BEFORE. THE . RAVE. now after reading this , if you go to a rave without washing , please take your life. even if you dont smell, WASH BEFORE THE RAVE. you want to look FRESH yeah , so SMELL fresh.

SWEAT

this is annoying as i said before please wear colours that dont show bait sweat patches, theres nothing worse than a sexy guy who is wearing a grey top which has turned into black because of sweat. GREY is the worst colour to wear. WORST. DONT WEAR GREY TO RAVES. repeat in your head. DONT WEAR GREY TO RAVES. also fat girls , all girls , boys , fat boys when you go raving you need to have a toilet break around half way , go to the toilet fix your makeup, wipe sweat away, wash even with tissue and water, cream , just freshen up , you dont want to start the rave beautiful and ending the rave susan boyle.

BREATH

i always carry mints, always and i think everyone should do , or breath spray or chewing gum. good breath is a must. if you have bad breath i wont even talk to you , i will smell that shit and tell you to keep it moving. bad breath is on par with (same level as) a dangerously obese guy.

GAY BOYS/ FIGHTS

i saved the best till last , by gay boys i dont mean boys that are homosexual.

boys please tell me why you PAY to go to a rave , and all you do is stand against the wall looking at guys from other areas/gangs.

its a recession yanno and youre going to pay and look at other gangs , dont you do that anyway? now if youre paying to loko at other guys dance with girls , please explain how you are not homosexual? its the same as paying to watch a male stripper , they usually take their shirts of in raves and their dancing with girls.

now you are also gay if your at a rave , slags galore and you decide to fight DURING the rave. do you know how gay that is? do you? there is music , everyone is having a good time and because no girl is dancing with you/ you havent approached any girls , you start a fight. that is gay. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COCKBLOCK because they even stop the music and turn on the lights. i know the guy im dancing with has a 50/50 chance of being ugly , and when the lights re on obviously imma see. WHY ARE YOU BEING A COCKBLOCK? i hope you get cockblocked and see how painful it is. even fights AFTER the rave are dumb , go home, you have no purpose to be on the streets at the early hours of the morning causing trouble. YOU HAVE NO VALUE IN LIFE IF YOU APPLY TO THESE TWO PARAGRAPHS . NONE . 

that is all.