annoying me at the moment #6

i havent done this type of blog in a while & well i havent thought of any topics i can just rant about so here's a few things that are annoying me :)- this may go on for a while because SHIT IS ANNOYING THESE DAYS !


PARENTS
currently im looking for future colleges/sixth forms etc and deciding which courses i want to study and all that shit, for ME. so why is it that my parents think they can tell me what IM going to study.. :| im not being forced into anything, am i asian? is this a arranged marriage? NO. SHOTOOOPP!  one time my dad even told me what professions i should go into, like he didnt say YOU WILL BE THIS , he was kind of like ' oh deanne have you though about this or thisss ' i just looked at him like

... i know what you're doing biarcccch.
( HAHA BUT  I LOVE MY PARENTS <3 )

  

FAKE PEOPLE
i stick up  for alot of things which results in me getting into arguments , so ive encountered alot of fake bishes yeah, do you know how many people have acted like they care but all they want to talk about is what happened. like
' oh you alrighttt' .... ' OMG WHAT HAPPENED' im like it doesnt matter, then they keep pressurising me for the answer. I KNOW YOUR SORT YEAH. FUCK OFF.
there are so many fake people and obviously there not going to all go away to cunt avenue so we just need to know how to address them :)
& i certainly do.

MIXED SIGNALS

BOYS LIE. its no longer an opinion , it is an fact, however sometimes its not even that they are lying it is that they are confused. boys don't know what they want, they meet a girl and act like they want a relationship then it turns into just a link or just a beat ( sex) .. and the girl doesnt even know. sometimes if the boy is a proper dickhead he will KNOW what he wants but obviously he cant tell a girl that wants to be his girlfriend that hes using her for sex, so they just evoke mixed signals.
IT IS ANNOYING. WHICH SIGNAL AM I MEANT TO RECEIVE ? ALL OF THEM? NONE OF THEM?  GRRR  i will hadouken you yanno.
( if you dont play tekken , google it )




NEW 'FANS'
now i have NO problem with people liking the same artists as me, we could start a beautiful friendship infact but one thing that is ANNOYEEENG ME *nigerian accent* is them ' FANS'. .. e.g 
JCOLES album came out and all of a sudden everyone loves him and is acting like his biggest fan. DONT PISS ME OFF. I'm not calling myself his biggest fan but ive listened to ALL his mixtapes AND his album, personally i think some mixtapes of his was better than the album but that's just my opinion.anyway DONT CALL YOURSELF A FUCKING FAN if you dont even do your research and listen to things other than the mainstream material they release, all you are is someone who has jumped on the bandwagon. what also annoys me is that these people have the audacity to ask me ' have you heard jcoles album' SHOTOP. who is going to J Cole concert this week? ME. who will be able to sing along to songs other than ' who dat ' , ' work out ' & 'in the morning ' .. ? ME.


& this doesnt just apply to jcole it happens to every musical artist that has a buzz..e.g drake. if you think best i ever had was drakes first song ..YOU ARE NOT A FAN.


RECESSION

i dont even fully understand recession , i just think why dont we print more , it is not like we have some higher power who is controlling money that can stop us , so if the majority of us are suffering , print more.
if you are appalled by the stupidity in that last sentence please comment explaining why we cant print more , im not even being rude .. i genuinely want to know.

anyway what is annoying me is that we are getting less for more money, am i the only one who noticed that crisp packets are getting emptier, am i a prick to be paying for air? supply my crisp packet with CRISPS please!

SPOILT CHILDREN

i have had enough of spoilt children, enough. when i was in year 6 i was happy with and when i found out it had an torch, i climaxed i dont even care if i hadnt gone through puberty, that shit was AMAZING to me. i was upset that my phone didnt have bluetooth though, but these days children...CHILDREN would be getting upset that they got the blackberry curve, not bold. it is stupid , why would someone who is 10-11 years old need a blackberry/iphone , who are they really calling?
& you know what frustrates me is seeing children in abercrombie& fitch.. i dont even wear that shit , yeah i can afford it but to just waste my money on average shit? no..just no.

CAN'T WALK THE WALK
ah this heading is such a cliche but i cant think of a better heading that suits this.

i really dont like people that have ALOT TO SAY,behind or in front of you then when shit gets real they cant back up what they were previously saying. it is pathetic if ou have something to say defend it till the END, unless your terribly wrong of course. don't argue with me and give off all the signals that this is about to turn into a fight then be like , ' why would i want to fight you' or even drop the ' i have nothing against you ' line. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THAT PISSES ME OF? the day after i argue with someone they're like ' i didnt even want to argue with you , i had and i still dont have anything against you' WELL YOU EVIDENTLY DID .


' BESTFRIEND '
this was inspired by my babessss COURTNEY <3

anyway me AND courtney are sick..physically SICK, of people who are bestfriends with one person then next month/season they have suddenly got a new bestfriend. how can you have so many best friends ? do you understand what the word BEST means? in year seven i did this im not even going to lie to you guys , but to be doing this shit when youve hit teenage years is just not halal at all . some people just like closure and by having a ' best friend' they think they are safe/secure etc , but you shouldnt be THAT dependent on people.

MY BUSINESS

people need to shut the fuck up to be quite honest. if I have business it is my business and i will choose who i tell , NOT YOU. if i tell you something , ive told you in confidence and i expect it to stay between US. if someone TRUSTS you , why would you go around and bring up THEIR business in conversation? when i have business i keep it on a need to know basis and if i tell you then i obviously have ALOT of trust in you. break that trust and its the end of whatever friendship/relationship we had. none of this ' its so hard to build up the trust again'. YOU WILL NOT GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO BUILD SHIT WITH ME.

' im not black im brown '
if you have EVER said the above ^ , i suggest you either end with life or read this paragraph and change your ways. it is ANNOYEEEEEN, when do you ever hear white people say ' Im not white, im pale peach ' .
i think the colour spectrum is:

• black ( caribbeans & african)
• white 
• brown ( indian)
• middle eastern
• mediterranean
• yellow( chinese japanese asian)
• or mix of the above.

YOU ARE ONE OF THESE. SEE WHICH ONE IS APPLICABLE TO YOU AND LIVE LIFE. you ' im brown, not black' people are the sort that comes up with nicknames like browning. are you CHICKEN? you are not BROWNING. 
and everyone please note lighty is A LIGHT BLACK PERSON NOT AN MIXED RACED PERSON. OKAY. 
anyway labels like lighty, browning and darky are just separating black people  , which makes us an easy target to racism , people can see were breaking down so they inflict their racism upon us.
STOP IT. BLACK IS BLACK.

PERSONAL SPACE
In my UNDER 18 RAVING blog i mentioned personal space and how much i love my bubble. can everyone please take a second to realize PERSONAL means my own , not yours and not your friend's... MINE.so it is MYYYYYYYYYYYYY SPACE. TAAAAA' BUMMBAAAACLART.
 ahh there are some next perverted guys in my school who touch my body , one guy even FOLLOWED me down the WHOLE corridor to look at my bum in trousers. GO AWAY MAN. i only pop peoples personal space bubbles if they want me to ;)  so dont pop MINE without my rassclart PERMISSION  OKAY? if you are reading this and know whenever you hug me i dont hug back, or you touch me in inappropriate places, or you're just too up in my face STOP IT NOW. I WILL SPARTAN KICK YOU.




that is all.

Begfriends & Bumlicks

i dont blog as often as before but hopefully you're still enjoying the blogs.
anyway no sorries , or ' im back ' because im not either of them (:


BEFORE I START- for those unfamiliar with the terms in the title
begfriend - someone who tries excessively hard to be friends with a person and to make the person like them. 
' omg she bought me cookies yesterday' .. its only because shes begfriending you to get with your brother ' 

bumlick- the action they would be doing. 

An example if someone agrees with everything you say; they're bumlicking you.

now that ive explained the terms , here goes. format may be a little different

Begfriends & Bumlicks

..note: some words have their meaning in brackets because international readers may be unfamilar with term

we all know that one person that is a friend to EVERYBODY but has no friends and they try HARD to please people and think its working when in reality the people dont even care about how hard they're trying. this person will happily get used and abused by people just to think that they have 'friends' well NO, people like this should read ' my definition of a friend ' blog and realize that .. THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND. 

On bbm i broadcast to my contacts whenever i have a new blog & they're always helpful in getting me more views and giving me more ideas for blogs im creating, so i decided that for the first time i'd let them have some input to this blog. some anonymous. some not.here are a few example of bumlicking situations theyve encountered ( first one is rephrased by me) :

• so you and this girl are having an argument , a normal bitchy thing.. it will be over soon . Then out of nowhere some MOIST ( pathetic) guy comes out of nowhere and inputs his opinion on the argument, obviously hes on the other girls side because he loves of this bitch. Youre like okay no need to  get involved , she can fight her own battles and what makes all of this worse is that THEYRE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP. he is just a bumlick and wants her attention.
•  say if youre not talking with someone yeah and they try and chat to you directly or indirectly on a status, then theyll start talking to you out of nowhere and your like wtf pisss off ( go away) , and even when you say bye to them or imply the conversation is over they keep going - Zulkanain Choudhry
• its so annoying when someone keeps following you and keeps talking to you about whether he should beat ( sex)  girls and tries to look cool around you even though you know hes lying, and is always trying to be one of the guys, but in reality is one of THOSE guys - SOME SEXY FULL NIGERIAN
• When a group of you are having a debate and a person has a completely different view, there's three of you and two people agree and suddenly that one girl on her own changes her opinion and repeats what you say
• in year nine this girl begged it with another girl and copied everything even down to how she speaks, and how do people think to gain friends they have to become that person.. NO. JUST NO. be yourself -Anisah Pathan 
• one ive encountered is when someone becomes friends with people they dont even talk to just because im close friends with them and they want to get to me & when people hang out with certain people just to get close to boys yet the boys dont even pay them any attention - Rasharn Akinlade
• some guy follows me everywhere and i mean everywhere, even when i go toiler he waits for me outside. i just tell him to stop following me and he just stands there. ' AND ' this boy cussed ( dissed) of this girl so bad and this bumlick was like ah yeah your a don etc to later find out that his sister was getting cussed from that ' don' too - Nicholas Sergiou
• This yout in my new school licks his cousin and this other guys ASSCRACK, he's always following them , he tries to be like them, everything they do he copies, he tries to act bad cause theyre there to back him but when there not, hes quiet. AH i just wanna slap him- Joshua Jackson
• ' certain indivuials like to shove themselves up their apparent ' role models' ass just so they can be like them and receive the ' role models' attention and freindship which is just fake, obviously i believe that you should be yourself and put effort towards who put eforts towards you '
• when people broadcast other peoples pin calling them hot when theyre ugly , getting peoples hopes up over some 20stone person....and also when you call someone asking for their BBM PIN when they blatantly only know that person because your dp or status' .. ' YO WHATS THAT GIRLS PIN THAT WAS N YOUR STATUS SHE SOUNDS MAD' .... i know spasiticated people so much.. kind of like alloe black 'i need a frend , friend friend is what i neeeed if i share with you my storry will you share your friend with meeee .. i have the saddest people on my bbm, imaging this boy adds me of a broadcast and  doesnt remember meeting me and i tell him we've met. he doesnt remember so he asks ' are you good at talking dirty i am' and i was like o you sad cunt that is pathetic, then deleted him... then next day i was out and about and saw him, i laughed SOO much - LAURIE-ANN GHEZALI

* round of applause for the people above please* if you told me your stories and the'yr not up there .. sorry they were average.

now, MY experiences.. :

• so before i used to be friends with this girl but unlike other friends she was with me ALL THE TIME. i would come out of my classroom shes just waiting outside the door grinning like  ... i would come out the tolet shes like ' ohh i saw you going in' , i could be in some next fucking ends like gloucester , she's like oh ' HEYYYY DEANNE , i was just in the area, what  surprise you're here ' . everywhere i was, she was right there behind me and people would just assume we was best friends.. WE WERENT . i didnt even like the bitch, i just tolerated her.
• in year seven it was a bunch of new people and they all liked me , so much so that wherever i went there would be a swarm of about 10, if we was eating in the lunch hall , theyd all wait for me to finish and wed only get up when I was ready. obviously i didnt mind this because i liked the group, all apart from TWO. yanno in a big group you dont get along with every single one of them , or you get along with more than some the others... thats what it was. & these two would ALWAYS be there..ALWAYS. yanno when you just see/speak to people too often that youre SICK OF THEM. one time me and the group even ran away from one of two and the next day she was still with us like it was standard.

• AH theres this girl in one of my classes, last year she discovered this blog , and she was like ' oh DEANNE I LOVE YOUR BLOG , OMG YOU JUST SAY IT HOW IT IS , YOURE SO REAL , MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIKE YOU ' & do you know what the worst thing is, she didnt even like me , and  i knew. so why would you need to bumlick someone you dont even like, where is the logic please ?

BE YOU

i'm always going on about how you should be yourself, i even made a blog mentioning it. READ IT.

http://deannes-world.blogspot.com/2011/07/be-sheep-or-shepherd.html

ANYWAY SAYING IT AGAIN

..

you are the only YOU on this world, the only one. there is like 78737747263546 people on the world and only ONE you , do you understand how special that is? & you only get to be you ONCE , so why would you bother wasting your life trying to be someone you're not. whether you believe in god or not , you was made for a purpose and you was made the way you are for a reason , don't let it go to waste because you dont think your good enough....YOU ARE. Whatever you want to achieve in life, you can .. anything is attainable so don't let ANYONE.. ANYONE tell you that you can't even your  mum, what does she know? LOL im joking ( if you're reading this mum; love youu) but seriously if you want to do something and believe you can , then do it , even if you dont belive  you can, do it anyway because you might just surprise yourself.

& do NOT bumlick or begfriend, because when someone sees you are taking a strong liking to them yet the feeling isnt mutual , they will use it to their advantage, they will use you, they will play with you and you will end up being in a situation that you don't need to be dealing with. if you like someone and the feeling isnt mutual , just accept it and move on , as much as it may seem as you're losing , its their loss because they are missing out on being friends with an AMAZING person. if someone is bumlicking you , just give them a chance act like their friend so they can stop, if they carry on then tell them.. don't bitch about it to other people, tell them first so they can accept what they're doing and deal with it.

THAT IS ALL, hope you liked it. 

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xoxo