annoying me at the moment #6

i havent done this type of blog in a while & well i havent thought of any topics i can just rant about so here's a few things that are annoying me :)- this may go on for a while because SHIT IS ANNOYING THESE DAYS !


PARENTS
currently im looking for future colleges/sixth forms etc and deciding which courses i want to study and all that shit, for ME. so why is it that my parents think they can tell me what IM going to study.. :| im not being forced into anything, am i asian? is this a arranged marriage? NO. SHOTOOOPP!  one time my dad even told me what professions i should go into, like he didnt say YOU WILL BE THIS , he was kind of like ' oh deanne have you though about this or thisss ' i just looked at him like

... i know what you're doing biarcccch.
( HAHA BUT  I LOVE MY PARENTS <3 )

  

FAKE PEOPLE
i stick up  for alot of things which results in me getting into arguments , so ive encountered alot of fake bishes yeah, do you know how many people have acted like they care but all they want to talk about is what happened. like
' oh you alrighttt' .... ' OMG WHAT HAPPENED' im like it doesnt matter, then they keep pressurising me for the answer. I KNOW YOUR SORT YEAH. FUCK OFF.
there are so many fake people and obviously there not going to all go away to cunt avenue so we just need to know how to address them :)
& i certainly do.

MIXED SIGNALS

BOYS LIE. its no longer an opinion , it is an fact, however sometimes its not even that they are lying it is that they are confused. boys don't know what they want, they meet a girl and act like they want a relationship then it turns into just a link or just a beat ( sex) .. and the girl doesnt even know. sometimes if the boy is a proper dickhead he will KNOW what he wants but obviously he cant tell a girl that wants to be his girlfriend that hes using her for sex, so they just evoke mixed signals.
IT IS ANNOYING. WHICH SIGNAL AM I MEANT TO RECEIVE ? ALL OF THEM? NONE OF THEM?  GRRR  i will hadouken you yanno.
( if you dont play tekken , google it )




NEW 'FANS'
now i have NO problem with people liking the same artists as me, we could start a beautiful friendship infact but one thing that is ANNOYEEENG ME *nigerian accent* is them ' FANS'. .. e.g 
JCOLES album came out and all of a sudden everyone loves him and is acting like his biggest fan. DONT PISS ME OFF. I'm not calling myself his biggest fan but ive listened to ALL his mixtapes AND his album, personally i think some mixtapes of his was better than the album but that's just my opinion.anyway DONT CALL YOURSELF A FUCKING FAN if you dont even do your research and listen to things other than the mainstream material they release, all you are is someone who has jumped on the bandwagon. what also annoys me is that these people have the audacity to ask me ' have you heard jcoles album' SHOTOP. who is going to J Cole concert this week? ME. who will be able to sing along to songs other than ' who dat ' , ' work out ' & 'in the morning ' .. ? ME.


& this doesnt just apply to jcole it happens to every musical artist that has a buzz..e.g drake. if you think best i ever had was drakes first song ..YOU ARE NOT A FAN.


RECESSION

i dont even fully understand recession , i just think why dont we print more , it is not like we have some higher power who is controlling money that can stop us , so if the majority of us are suffering , print more.
if you are appalled by the stupidity in that last sentence please comment explaining why we cant print more , im not even being rude .. i genuinely want to know.

anyway what is annoying me is that we are getting less for more money, am i the only one who noticed that crisp packets are getting emptier, am i a prick to be paying for air? supply my crisp packet with CRISPS please!

SPOILT CHILDREN

i have had enough of spoilt children, enough. when i was in year 6 i was happy with and when i found out it had an torch, i climaxed i dont even care if i hadnt gone through puberty, that shit was AMAZING to me. i was upset that my phone didnt have bluetooth though, but these days children...CHILDREN would be getting upset that they got the blackberry curve, not bold. it is stupid , why would someone who is 10-11 years old need a blackberry/iphone , who are they really calling?
& you know what frustrates me is seeing children in abercrombie& fitch.. i dont even wear that shit , yeah i can afford it but to just waste my money on average shit? no..just no.

CAN'T WALK THE WALK
ah this heading is such a cliche but i cant think of a better heading that suits this.

i really dont like people that have ALOT TO SAY,behind or in front of you then when shit gets real they cant back up what they were previously saying. it is pathetic if ou have something to say defend it till the END, unless your terribly wrong of course. don't argue with me and give off all the signals that this is about to turn into a fight then be like , ' why would i want to fight you' or even drop the ' i have nothing against you ' line. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THAT PISSES ME OF? the day after i argue with someone they're like ' i didnt even want to argue with you , i had and i still dont have anything against you' WELL YOU EVIDENTLY DID .


' BESTFRIEND '
this was inspired by my babessss COURTNEY <3

anyway me AND courtney are sick..physically SICK, of people who are bestfriends with one person then next month/season they have suddenly got a new bestfriend. how can you have so many best friends ? do you understand what the word BEST means? in year seven i did this im not even going to lie to you guys , but to be doing this shit when youve hit teenage years is just not halal at all . some people just like closure and by having a ' best friend' they think they are safe/secure etc , but you shouldnt be THAT dependent on people.

MY BUSINESS

people need to shut the fuck up to be quite honest. if I have business it is my business and i will choose who i tell , NOT YOU. if i tell you something , ive told you in confidence and i expect it to stay between US. if someone TRUSTS you , why would you go around and bring up THEIR business in conversation? when i have business i keep it on a need to know basis and if i tell you then i obviously have ALOT of trust in you. break that trust and its the end of whatever friendship/relationship we had. none of this ' its so hard to build up the trust again'. YOU WILL NOT GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO BUILD SHIT WITH ME.

' im not black im brown '
if you have EVER said the above ^ , i suggest you either end with life or read this paragraph and change your ways. it is ANNOYEEEEEN, when do you ever hear white people say ' Im not white, im pale peach ' .
i think the colour spectrum is:

• black ( caribbeans & african)
• white 
• brown ( indian)
• middle eastern
• mediterranean
• yellow( chinese japanese asian)
• or mix of the above.

YOU ARE ONE OF THESE. SEE WHICH ONE IS APPLICABLE TO YOU AND LIVE LIFE. you ' im brown, not black' people are the sort that comes up with nicknames like browning. are you CHICKEN? you are not BROWNING. 
and everyone please note lighty is A LIGHT BLACK PERSON NOT AN MIXED RACED PERSON. OKAY. 
anyway labels like lighty, browning and darky are just separating black people  , which makes us an easy target to racism , people can see were breaking down so they inflict their racism upon us.
STOP IT. BLACK IS BLACK.

PERSONAL SPACE
In my UNDER 18 RAVING blog i mentioned personal space and how much i love my bubble. can everyone please take a second to realize PERSONAL means my own , not yours and not your friend's... MINE.so it is MYYYYYYYYYYYYY SPACE. TAAAAA' BUMMBAAAACLART.
 ahh there are some next perverted guys in my school who touch my body , one guy even FOLLOWED me down the WHOLE corridor to look at my bum in trousers. GO AWAY MAN. i only pop peoples personal space bubbles if they want me to ;)  so dont pop MINE without my rassclart PERMISSION  OKAY? if you are reading this and know whenever you hug me i dont hug back, or you touch me in inappropriate places, or you're just too up in my face STOP IT NOW. I WILL SPARTAN KICK YOU.




that is all.

Begfriends & Bumlicks

i dont blog as often as before but hopefully you're still enjoying the blogs.
anyway no sorries , or ' im back ' because im not either of them (:


BEFORE I START- for those unfamiliar with the terms in the title
begfriend - someone who tries excessively hard to be friends with a person and to make the person like them. 
' omg she bought me cookies yesterday' .. its only because shes begfriending you to get with your brother ' 

bumlick- the action they would be doing. 

An example if someone agrees with everything you say; they're bumlicking you.

now that ive explained the terms , here goes. format may be a little different

Begfriends & Bumlicks

..note: some words have their meaning in brackets because international readers may be unfamilar with term

we all know that one person that is a friend to EVERYBODY but has no friends and they try HARD to please people and think its working when in reality the people dont even care about how hard they're trying. this person will happily get used and abused by people just to think that they have 'friends' well NO, people like this should read ' my definition of a friend ' blog and realize that .. THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND. 

On bbm i broadcast to my contacts whenever i have a new blog & they're always helpful in getting me more views and giving me more ideas for blogs im creating, so i decided that for the first time i'd let them have some input to this blog. some anonymous. some not.here are a few example of bumlicking situations theyve encountered ( first one is rephrased by me) :

• so you and this girl are having an argument , a normal bitchy thing.. it will be over soon . Then out of nowhere some MOIST ( pathetic) guy comes out of nowhere and inputs his opinion on the argument, obviously hes on the other girls side because he loves of this bitch. Youre like okay no need to  get involved , she can fight her own battles and what makes all of this worse is that THEYRE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP. he is just a bumlick and wants her attention.
•  say if youre not talking with someone yeah and they try and chat to you directly or indirectly on a status, then theyll start talking to you out of nowhere and your like wtf pisss off ( go away) , and even when you say bye to them or imply the conversation is over they keep going - Zulkanain Choudhry
• its so annoying when someone keeps following you and keeps talking to you about whether he should beat ( sex)  girls and tries to look cool around you even though you know hes lying, and is always trying to be one of the guys, but in reality is one of THOSE guys - SOME SEXY FULL NIGERIAN
• When a group of you are having a debate and a person has a completely different view, there's three of you and two people agree and suddenly that one girl on her own changes her opinion and repeats what you say
• in year nine this girl begged it with another girl and copied everything even down to how she speaks, and how do people think to gain friends they have to become that person.. NO. JUST NO. be yourself -Anisah Pathan 
• one ive encountered is when someone becomes friends with people they dont even talk to just because im close friends with them and they want to get to me & when people hang out with certain people just to get close to boys yet the boys dont even pay them any attention - Rasharn Akinlade
• some guy follows me everywhere and i mean everywhere, even when i go toiler he waits for me outside. i just tell him to stop following me and he just stands there. ' AND ' this boy cussed ( dissed) of this girl so bad and this bumlick was like ah yeah your a don etc to later find out that his sister was getting cussed from that ' don' too - Nicholas Sergiou
• This yout in my new school licks his cousin and this other guys ASSCRACK, he's always following them , he tries to be like them, everything they do he copies, he tries to act bad cause theyre there to back him but when there not, hes quiet. AH i just wanna slap him- Joshua Jackson
• ' certain indivuials like to shove themselves up their apparent ' role models' ass just so they can be like them and receive the ' role models' attention and freindship which is just fake, obviously i believe that you should be yourself and put effort towards who put eforts towards you '
• when people broadcast other peoples pin calling them hot when theyre ugly , getting peoples hopes up over some 20stone person....and also when you call someone asking for their BBM PIN when they blatantly only know that person because your dp or status' .. ' YO WHATS THAT GIRLS PIN THAT WAS N YOUR STATUS SHE SOUNDS MAD' .... i know spasiticated people so much.. kind of like alloe black 'i need a frend , friend friend is what i neeeed if i share with you my storry will you share your friend with meeee .. i have the saddest people on my bbm, imaging this boy adds me of a broadcast and  doesnt remember meeting me and i tell him we've met. he doesnt remember so he asks ' are you good at talking dirty i am' and i was like o you sad cunt that is pathetic, then deleted him... then next day i was out and about and saw him, i laughed SOO much - LAURIE-ANN GHEZALI

* round of applause for the people above please* if you told me your stories and the'yr not up there .. sorry they were average.

now, MY experiences.. :

• so before i used to be friends with this girl but unlike other friends she was with me ALL THE TIME. i would come out of my classroom shes just waiting outside the door grinning like  ... i would come out the tolet shes like ' ohh i saw you going in' , i could be in some next fucking ends like gloucester , she's like oh ' HEYYYY DEANNE , i was just in the area, what  surprise you're here ' . everywhere i was, she was right there behind me and people would just assume we was best friends.. WE WERENT . i didnt even like the bitch, i just tolerated her.
• in year seven it was a bunch of new people and they all liked me , so much so that wherever i went there would be a swarm of about 10, if we was eating in the lunch hall , theyd all wait for me to finish and wed only get up when I was ready. obviously i didnt mind this because i liked the group, all apart from TWO. yanno in a big group you dont get along with every single one of them , or you get along with more than some the others... thats what it was. & these two would ALWAYS be there..ALWAYS. yanno when you just see/speak to people too often that youre SICK OF THEM. one time me and the group even ran away from one of two and the next day she was still with us like it was standard.

• AH theres this girl in one of my classes, last year she discovered this blog , and she was like ' oh DEANNE I LOVE YOUR BLOG , OMG YOU JUST SAY IT HOW IT IS , YOURE SO REAL , MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIKE YOU ' & do you know what the worst thing is, she didnt even like me , and  i knew. so why would you need to bumlick someone you dont even like, where is the logic please ?

BE YOU

i'm always going on about how you should be yourself, i even made a blog mentioning it. READ IT.

http://deannes-world.blogspot.com/2011/07/be-sheep-or-shepherd.html

ANYWAY SAYING IT AGAIN

..

you are the only YOU on this world, the only one. there is like 78737747263546 people on the world and only ONE you , do you understand how special that is? & you only get to be you ONCE , so why would you bother wasting your life trying to be someone you're not. whether you believe in god or not , you was made for a purpose and you was made the way you are for a reason , don't let it go to waste because you dont think your good enough....YOU ARE. Whatever you want to achieve in life, you can .. anything is attainable so don't let ANYONE.. ANYONE tell you that you can't even your  mum, what does she know? LOL im joking ( if you're reading this mum; love youu) but seriously if you want to do something and believe you can , then do it , even if you dont belive  you can, do it anyway because you might just surprise yourself.

& do NOT bumlick or begfriend, because when someone sees you are taking a strong liking to them yet the feeling isnt mutual , they will use it to their advantage, they will use you, they will play with you and you will end up being in a situation that you don't need to be dealing with. if you like someone and the feeling isnt mutual , just accept it and move on , as much as it may seem as you're losing , its their loss because they are missing out on being friends with an AMAZING person. if someone is bumlicking you , just give them a chance act like their friend so they can stop, if they carry on then tell them.. don't bitch about it to other people, tell them first so they can accept what they're doing and deal with it.

THAT IS ALL, hope you liked it. 

if you did , please share on facebook/bbm/twitter/tumblr / telling a friend .. anything :)

xoxo 

The Under18Raving101

im aware it has been a month & a half since my last blog but i was enjoying my summer & wasnt going to waste any time bitching on this. most of my time was on my tumblr

www.deannes-world.tumblr.com

& my twitter @iLaavGingerBeer

anyway im back, because schools back and yeah this is a part of my school routine. 

anyway for those that care about my GCSE results read this otherwise scroll for start of The Raving101 blog.

if youre still reading this , i love you. you care. i care that you care. anyway im only in year 11, but did modules ( parts) of my gcse early , so the summer exams i got:

Citizenship B coursework A exam

R.E A*

Maths - finished the whole GCSE a year early with an A

English B

History B

Science- Chemistry e ( got u last time)

              Physics c ( got d last time)

             Biology c ( got d last time)

Business Studies B

did amazing right? amazing considering i only revised about 3 days before each exam & walked into ALL of them thinking IM GONNA FAIL.

The Raving 101

you guys should all now by now that im a teenager, 15 to be precise , 16 in April. I don't know what country youre reading this from ( if your not from London HEEEEEEEEEY ) , anyway where i live there are Under18 raves which usually end quite early around midnight- 1am. in my opinion 15/16 is the perfect age to go to these because your old enough to want to rave but too young to be allowed in to actual clubs. this now brings me on to my first point...

AGE

age is NOT just a number, it is something that may entitle you to some things and prevent you from other things. now a RAVE is where you go for at least one of these three things:

• to dry sex strangers
• to vibe to the music
• its a fun thing to do with your friends

i go for all three ;) LOL JK you can guess. seeing as i love my friends & a music genius 

anyway if you are 18, why are you at a under 18 rave , you do know those are some ILLEGAL pedophilia movements you're making yeah ? & if you are 13 why are you there , you are in rassclart year 8.9. you are still a younger, just cos you hit teenage years doesn't mean your of age to be raving , and getting daggered by people 4years older than you. & I DONT want to be dancing with a guy and i turn around and its some small yout (child) or i turn around and when we talk he says hes in year 8. ive already done things with 3 people in the year below... PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME GO BACK. sorry if youre one and reading this , i dont have a problem with you , its just after 3 that FAILED, i dont think you lot are for me . xoxo

basically if youre not 14-17 DONT GO TO UNDER 18 RAVES. youre NOT WANTED or ACCEPTED there

CLOTHES 
now this shit really gets to me because it directly affects me , i'll tell you why in this paragraph.

if you have been to a rave , you will know shit gets hot in there.. now i fully understand what  his song that goes ' ITS GETTING HOT IN HEREEEE SO TAKE OF ALL YOUR CLOTHES' means , i thought he was just a perv to be honest.

if you are going to a hot place you wear less right? when its summer you wear less. now if you go to raves regularly you know its hot .. so WHY THE FUCK ( sorry im trying to cut down but this shit gets to me) WOULD YOU WEAR A BOMBER JACKET WITH LAYERS UNDERNEATH AND BAGGY JEANS ? WHY?  please someone tell me why. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SORT OF POVERTY SMELL YOU ARE CREATING? int hose adverts about sponsoring a child , if tvs could have SmellOVision you're smell could easily be used. Now if this rave is not in the summer i have no problem with you wearing a bomber jacket to a rave but put that shit  in a cloak room or do you just avoid that room because  you dont know what the word ' cloak ' means ? Also i doubt you get girls because who wants to dance with a bomber jacket, so im dancing with air when i want to feel what im dancing with o.O

now lemme get on to the girls...girls you annoy me so much .

but girls you want to look attractive , thats why you spend so much on your outfit make up etc , now why ruin your beautiful face with a DEAAAAD outfit, do you understand that a outfit can make someone look so ugly?

 why would you go raving in a dress and trainers? not gonna lie one time i went to a house party with trainers on but i didnt know the people or whos house it was or what the dresscode was also SOME hightops and SOME skirts compliment eachother ;)

   

but these people who go to BAIT raves wearing trainers and dresses , you know what other people wear, obviously dont be like other people , but you cant really wear a fancy dress costume to a black tie event can you.

FAT PEOPLE

FAT GIRLS

i consider myself as TEAMFATGIRL bullet, some say im chubby some say fat, either way i have extra weight, and more shape to my body than you pancakes *dougies*

anyway fat people , this may or may not apply to you. if it does , take notes fast fast please . ( i did two on purpose)

now you are FAT, no way of putting it lightly , wearing smaller clothes will nto transform you into victoria beckham weight , believe it or not small clothe s will make you look even FATTER. 

so wear clothes that compliment your shape such as :  

• waist belts to create a better shaped weight,
• flowy things on the bottom or tight if you have a bum. 
• tights , (unless your a fat person with skinny legs like Heather from eastenders)
• TIGHT TOPS AT CLEAVAGE. i cant stress this enough. if you are fat you should have big boobs , if you dont , god doesnt love you . if people are looking at your amazing boobs , it will distract them from your fatter areas. TRUST ME

now i go by these rules and look how decent i look...

i do have a bum LOL i do , i do , i dooooO *kel voice* just realized i said wear flowy if you dont. anyway if i wore a tight top with tight trousers that cant even go over my bum with airforces would i look as good? HELL no.

FAT BOYS 

you guys are usually adorable and know how to dance because your a bit on the chubby side, however if your going to dagger , please wear colour that dont show bait sweat patches , actually EVERYONE follow that rule please. 

PERSONAL SPACE

i already live in my own little world and i like to have a personal bubble that only special people get to pop.. now if you are at a rave , DO NOT POP MY BUBBLE. i need space to breathe. everyone slyly has a space bubble that they dont want people to invade. now if you are walking infront of me to get to the bar/toilet/cloakroom then okay il move out the way , but dont act like you're walking to somewhere then just stop behind me/next to me/INFRONT OF ME .. i will push you out the way with my bum, and you may just drop. 

Also if you are dancing with me , dont try touching my private parts such as down there and my boobs , hands on waist leave it and if i move your hands dont fucking keep moving them . it is not a turn on and i will walk away. and get dirt of your fresh crepz ( english slang for shoes)

another thing.. do NOT step on my feet , i dont care if next hype, pow or any song like that.. DO NOT STEP ON MY FEET. i will step on you with my heels i may even fall over and land on your feet by ' accident' i will make my friends push me into you by ' accident'... DO NOT POP MY BUBBLE.

CAN'T DANCE
if you can't dance go and dance in the corner with your friends, do NOT go to the middle of the crowd and elbow me in my face, I WILL SPARTAN KICK YOU. you think im joking? ask savauna what it felt like when i flykicked her. also if you cant dance , DO NOT try and dance with me, i repeat DO NOT try and dance with me, if i feel your grubby hands around me i will just GRAB your hands and not let go. SWEAR TO GOD. 

if you cant dance , the CORNER is for you 

WEAVE

NOW IF YOUR WEAVE ENT PIMPIN IT MEANS ITS STINKING , SO YOU SHOULD PUT THAT SHIT IN A SINK MEYNN...

i just made that but basically that is the drift of what im going to say.

if your weave is bad dont come raving, if your weave stinks, wash it. if your weave is synthetic and you cant wash it, dont come raving. if your weave looks like roadkill, DONT COME RAVING.fuck that DOTN COME OUT YOUR HOUSE BLUD. 

no one understands how bad stinky, ugly weave is in a rave? 

basically in a rave good things seem x1000 better and bad seem x1000 worse.

like a bum, in a rave will look amaaaaaaaazing and bad weave will look waaaaaaaaay worse.

HYGIENE

This one is one of the most important factors , take notes no seriously TAKE NOTES.

now before you go to a rave , you WASH , you dont re spray deodorant , you WASH. how can you be smelling BEFORE the rave. BEFORE YANNNO. its not like youre sweating in the line because that shit doesnt even move.  

WASH BEFORE THE RAVE. WASH BEFORE THE RAVE. WASH. BEFORE. THE . RAVE. now after reading this , if you go to a rave without washing , please take your life. even if you dont smell, WASH BEFORE THE RAVE. you want to look FRESH yeah , so SMELL fresh.

SWEAT

this is annoying as i said before please wear colours that dont show bait sweat patches, theres nothing worse than a sexy guy who is wearing a grey top which has turned into black because of sweat. GREY is the worst colour to wear. WORST. DONT WEAR GREY TO RAVES. repeat in your head. DONT WEAR GREY TO RAVES. also fat girls , all girls , boys , fat boys when you go raving you need to have a toilet break around half way , go to the toilet fix your makeup, wipe sweat away, wash even with tissue and water, cream , just freshen up , you dont want to start the rave beautiful and ending the rave susan boyle.

BREATH

i always carry mints, always and i think everyone should do , or breath spray or chewing gum. good breath is a must. if you have bad breath i wont even talk to you , i will smell that shit and tell you to keep it moving. bad breath is on par with (same level as) a dangerously obese guy.

GAY BOYS/ FIGHTS

i saved the best till last , by gay boys i dont mean boys that are homosexual.

boys please tell me why you PAY to go to a rave , and all you do is stand against the wall looking at guys from other areas/gangs.

its a recession yanno and youre going to pay and look at other gangs , dont you do that anyway? now if youre paying to loko at other guys dance with girls , please explain how you are not homosexual? its the same as paying to watch a male stripper , they usually take their shirts of in raves and their dancing with girls.

now you are also gay if your at a rave , slags galore and you decide to fight DURING the rave. do you know how gay that is? do you? there is music , everyone is having a good time and because no girl is dancing with you/ you havent approached any girls , you start a fight. that is gay. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COCKBLOCK because they even stop the music and turn on the lights. i know the guy im dancing with has a 50/50 chance of being ugly , and when the lights re on obviously imma see. WHY ARE YOU BEING A COCKBLOCK? i hope you get cockblocked and see how painful it is. even fights AFTER the rave are dumb , go home, you have no purpose to be on the streets at the early hours of the morning causing trouble. YOU HAVE NO VALUE IN LIFE IF YOU APPLY TO THESE TWO PARAGRAPHS . NONE . 

that is all.

be a sheep ? or a shepherd ?

okay so this is haaa'noying me to de max maaayn , everyone hates a copycat, everyone hates doubles e.g when your ipod had 3 of the same song .;. its just ANNOYING , so why do PEOPLE act exactly the same as a the next person... isnt it as or more annoying ?


recently the trends that are annoying me are ...



POSES
- so everyone thinks if they do the duck pose that they look sexy. oh no .


duck pose

 






since myspace.. yes MYSPACE, people have been copying poses such as the one hand in hair and look depressed, or that one black and white picture or the thumb and index finger around your chin ..(which tia and taome have bought back - unfortunately .. have even found myself doing it ) but to be honest we all have different faces and bodies so why copy a pose ? it wont look good on everyone ..
also people who dont have an immaculate face can not be taking pictures making funny faces, you look even uglier... people need to find poses that work for them . is it THAT hard ?




PIERCINGS
remember when everrrrry boy was getting their ear pierced and al the girls would want a second ear piercing . we tenk God i wasnt one of them sad people, because that was quite sad.. and its STILL going on  :/
Anyway once again i have to mention this girl ( shes probs so gassed ) but yeah my beauts taome and people she jams with started getting WILD piercing , whilst this craze was going on , places like tongue and belly ,.. then all of a sudden EVERYONE wanted a belly piercing& some arent even successful , like they have the hole in their bell but it looks rusty and butters.
LOL fail...


SWAGGER JACKING
this is really agitating , okay if two peoples personalities are the same its annoying but if you dont talk to them ever , then blah its nothing .. but with style if you see two people dressed the same even if you dont know them it can be annoying. lets take a trip down memory lane , hhhehe , do you remember when girls would wear the same outfit out to places, sometimes exactly the same and sometimes the same but different colours. this annoyed me HII’ghlyyyy. no one has exactly the same style wheter its clothes , taste in music or taste in food , so why are you gonna force yourself to wear something you dont want to just because your friend is? please, tell me WHY. you dont look good or cool , you just look butters and unoriginal . as im honest , im not gonna lie.. i once wanted to do this with a friend .. but we tenk God that i saw sense.




MUSIC
OMG. why are freshies asking me where i hear my music ? and what artist ? PISS OFF. yeah yeah im bigheaded and i think im a music genius yee cos i do research and listen to artists ALBUMS not just their mainstream songs which are usually the shittest on the albums.. and somehow i hear music quite early , not even planned. but STOP trying to steal my taste in music.. i repeat MY taste in music. the fact you werent blessed with good music taste isnt my fault maaayn. & anyway listen to what YOU like even if it is Barthoven or something..
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making this i realized something ,some people might not even be copying , they might have had the idea yeah but not brave enough to pursue i , but cos they did it after it LOOKS like theyre copying. either way you need to be yourself and grow up. Furthermore you need to STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD.
as im talking about crowd theres 3 special people i want to mention ...


Lucille -
everyone knows a person that is blatantly acting loud or weird to get friends .. lucille has been the same quite down to earth girl , witty since i met her and not always been noticed but shes stayed as who she is , and thats why i'll always respect her .


Tamara - she has ginger curly thick hair , everyone told her OOOOO you should dye it , OOOO why dont you straighten it , it would look REAAAAAAALLY nice yanno ..
she NEVER did, and now we all feel like idiots telling her that she should have changed herself.. for what? so she fits in . but now i respect her so much at the fact she didnt give in .


Taome - shes gonna be SUPER gassed, seeing her name AGAIN bt hey i guess this topic relates to her..meh. anyway this time last year she was wearing those big worker boots. Dc Martins everyone was like eww theyre ugly , get other shoes , why would you wear those ? i didnt even like them too much .. but i realised everyone has different style so i didnt say anything but thats ME ... other people just went alogn with popular opinion. but now , a year later .. go into any shoes shop whether its chavvy or emo or preppy they are selling them boots or replicas, and its funny how the people who hgave her the hardest time are the ones whos following fashion now and wearing boots like hers. LOL


anyway everyone has fallen into the crowd and instead of standing out they stayed there, we've all hoped on the bandwagon and enjoyed the ride ( dont even lie ) but we need to be able to break away and be ourselves, especially as teenagers, we're going through so much , we need something that us sustained , and the most important thing is ourselves. dont think you have to be loud or weird when your with your friends if that isnt how you act. basically
BE YOURSELF

xx

boys.

okay so if you read my blogs , you would have noticed that i made a VERY bitchy blog about stupid girls , and in most my blogs i always defend the boys side of things , but yanno what i think its time that i had a go at the boys , because PINK lied , you are FAR from fucking perfect , dont let her gas you up.

another thing you would have noticed is my new blog format - SEXY ALIE? paragraphs and ting .- DOES HAPPY DANCE.

btw if you are a boy and easily offended , dont close this like a PUSSY'o ...READ ON because you probably do one of the things that I'm going to mention .  if your a girl , reading this should make you feel good because you'll realise other people have encountered boys like... - INSERT DICKHEADS NAME -


ANYWAY .. LEGGGGGGGGO


fights

those boys that fight over unnecessary things , what is wrong with you? you say that the weather is horrible today, next man says the weather is beautiful so OHHH first thing that pops into your head is , we should fight this out.  obviously , i just made that scenario , but believe me their fights are just as pointless. why are you fighting ? especially those weak ones that go looking for fights , are you mentally challenged ? everyone knows that you only start fights with people you know you can beat, isn't that just common sense?

dont know what they fucking want

im sure i mentioned this before whilst mentiong a ex, so you should know the story. either way
its MY blog so i'll tell it again. boy got in relationship with me and asked for another ( yes , ANOTHER chance) , we got together in the holidays.. dates and shizz , week later he dumps me saying he only saw me as a friend and that he only went out with me because it was a rushed decision but he still loves me a person YADA YADA FUCKING YADAAAAAAAA. okay, if i asked him for another chance , i would understand but he asked ME , how the rasss is that a rushed decision , that was a CHOICE. jackass.
boys you need to know what you WANT, before making ANY sort of decision because not all thingas are short term.

bitch more then girls
this makes me sick.
in some of my lessons ( COUGH, MATHS ) the boys are just there bitching about other boys, who let the team down in cricket , deciding who is the ugliest girl in the year, debating the fact that this girl is just boobs with a ugly face& basically spreading the latest gossip.
your a boy... stop bitching , thats for GIRLS ... and we do a pretty good damn job at it , so STOP!


true beauty
okay so these days boys dont know what true beauty is, as long as it has a nice body and a light complexion then it is automatically sexy. this lightie ( hate that word btw ) could have a deformed face from a acid attack but oh its a lightie so it SEXY. this lightie could be the supersize on the ' Supersize vs Superskinny ' show , but its a lightie so its SEEEEEEXY. this lightie could look like shrek but..
you get what i mean. what annoys me though is that the majority of these boys that are obsessed with lighties are BLACK , their mum,sisters & cousins are not lighties , but they want to say dumb comments like ' girls who arent lighties are ugly' NIGGA PLEASE.  beauty doesnt just come in one package , its all shapes, sizes and colours and if you can only see it in one , then you are small - minded . PEAK FOR YOU.
dont get me wrong & dont start rumours saying 'deanne is racist to lighties' ,
because im not . i like any colour as long as your geniuly a good person, also  TAOME is my darrg and shes a' lightie' so shutup yeah . KOOL thanks .
& OMG i will make a human centipede out of those boys who gas up girls telling them that they're naturally beautiful when they blatently arent .DONT LIE. there wearing more makeup then clothes , that is not NATURAL beauty.

lash and dash
okay for those not familiar with the term above, lash and dash is when someone has sex with someone and then leaves , never returns. It's basically a ghetto way of saying 'one night stand ' , however lash doesnt always neccesarily mean sex. i HATE with all my heart those boys that just cut off girls- you kiss then never speak again . i will bodyslam you into broken
glass that has been drenched in horse shit.
do NOT not fucking string me along . ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD ? as you can tell , this situation has hapenned to me and i still have the rage in my chest just thinking and typing about it.

confidence
i also strongly dislike boys that know theyre good looking , so they dont talk to average people or they think being good looking allows them to be bitchy. as i said before , dont let PINK gass you up ...that song was not about you .. at ALL. yeah your fit but looks wear of.. And that is when you will suffer.

no confidence
boys with no confidence , i just want to hug you mann , boys are meant to take charge. MAN UP and GROW A PAIR OF BALLS. why are you running from the spider WITH me ?  LOL . kill that shit . pussssyyyy'o

feminine boys
everyone and I mean EVERONE knows a guy that is always being called gay just because he acts a little more feminine then most boyys , well if your the one calling them gay ... you are PATHETIC. feminine boys usually dress better, smell better and probably gets more girls so shulap . just because a boy acts femine and takes care of his hygiene etc does not mean he wants to be bent over with male gentilla up his anus . OHKAY?

music
yanno i will NEVER understand those boys who hate on good positive music artists - such as k'naan but then look up to ariists in prison, talking about females in a degrading manner whilst promoting crime, violence and drugs.nseriously ?
i dont even have anything to say as there is nothing to say that will justify this sort of stupidity. i am always telling my mum that the music i listen to doesnt reflect who i am and it doesn't , but hearing the same sort of message in your head quite often WILL have an effect on you. when i was little music videos used to make me think being a hoe was okay.. it isnt.& the lyrical content would even make me think that boys can treat me like shit but .. they cant .

hood life

boys that WANT the hood life . i have no respec for you.especially when you have no reason to be there why are boys joining gangs for FUN ? i have no idea what gang life is like but i KNOW it is NOT fun.
 when you get stabbed as a result of being in a gang that you CHOSE to join.. i will LAUGH, my condolensces with your family and friends but i dont care how heartless this sounds because from my perspective you killed yourself.

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and note my choice of words ^ im not a heartless bitch who laughs when people gets stabbed unless its under those circumkstances and to be honest i probably wouldnt laugh anyway , I just wanted to convey my points in a strong way .


anyway thats it . theres probably alot more things that boys do that annoy me , there may even be a part two . WATCH OUT :)
and as for the four day break - iwas in BELGIUM xox
and i dont have internet , so im here in a library till closing time perfecting this . so yeah im defieatly BACK  on my blogging wave.
hope you enjoyed this
'x

annoying me at the moment. #5

DISCLAIMER; yes i know i had a month break and im sorry , ive just been really happy and not  really been in the bitchy complaining bloggy mood :) & im kinda on twitter alot. follow me @iLaavGingerBeer
anyway don't you worry snookems, IM BACKKKK ;D

anyway doing an ' annoying me at the moment' is becoming a ritual after a long break .
so yeah
LETS DO THIS SHIZZZZ




WEAVE
i have OBVIOUSLY touched on this matter , but this pains me. now for anyone who doesnt understand , let me show you some pictures.

 now this is good weave .
so good that it looks real yes ?

this is bad weave ,
what i refer to as roadkill weave. you can see its
 fake and it just looks tacky

now please tell me everywhere i go all im seeing is ugly weave, and what is worse is when people are getting colours that dont even suit their complexion. after rihanna everyone thinks they can rock red hair , NO . JUST NO . it doesn't suit you .

OH NA NA , THATS A SHAME.  

and please tell me why these dark BLACK females are having blond weaves - looking like they should be a part of the black and yellow video. please, just stop.

SWAGGERJAGGER

just thinking about it , my face is -_____________- 

if you havent seen this monstoristy , then your life is intact  , but im mean , ive suffered so now im going to tempt you . MUAHHA

WHY ? please , her friends obviously are not real , who would tell her YEAH THIS TUNE IS GOING TO BE A BANGER , GOING TO SELL LOADS OF COPIES . this is how you know this girl is unloved , no one could tell you that your song needs more work no? swagger jagger? what is that? if you meant swagger jacker ( stealing someones swagger) , then cher llyod arent you a bit hypocritical ? yanno .. just a tad.

ah yanno when you see something so bad that your speechless, im still going through that , it STILL hasnt sunk in :(

WHY ? CHER ? WHY?

                           
ANTI-MODE

this hasn't got that big yet but i've noticed it  , nowadays everyone is upset and on bbm, fb etc then on their status they say things like  ' don't talk to me not in the mood, im ANTI MODE' 

wait hold up...

ANTI MODE . seriously? anti....MODE? please explain the logic in this. yes you can be Anti-Bullying

Anti-Fur, but howww daa raaassss are you meant to be ANTI- MODE. i dont think anyone understands the rage i feel whenever i see this, are you too dumb to just say '  im ANTI-SOCIAL '  ?

BENCHOTS.

PEOPLE CORRECTING ME

now dont let the subheading fool you , i have no problem with people telling me when im in the wrong , especially when i can learn from it. but telling me my blog has bad grammar, OKAY firstly as you can see, i dont care about commas and shit because im just here to vent , do you really think i will be sitting here typing angrily and going to be looking out for if i missed a rassclart fullstop? NO.

secondly , where are you going with your life , why are you deciphering my punctuation , not even what im talking about in my blogs , but my PUNCTUATION.   Thirdly, when you correct someone they usually listen , take it in , then change the problem, if you can see im not changing the thing you corrected , WHY CARRY ON TRYING TO CORRECT ME. ARE YOU ON THE HIGH GRADE OR SOMETHING O.o ?

- sigh-

WEATHER

in case you didnt know , i live in BRITAIN , london to be precise so weather will ALWAYS be something that is annoying me. but tell me why is it JULY and im having to go outside with a coat and umbrella?

mother nature , if you are reading this, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PLEASE . klkl thankyou :) x

LUNCHLINES

the line at my school is ridiculous , but as im in year 10 , we just push in , because yanno its a authority thing , year 11's have gone , and we're the oldest year group that goes in the lunchline , so youd think EVERYONE would respect authority , yes ? well no today these homo-sapiens were getting angry that i went infront of them. iwehiwehcikwehcukwehc what is your problem ? SHIT HAPPENS . deal with it.  

on that lovely note , im going to say bye . i'll try and blog , if not, read old ones :)
later snookems
'x